New Earth: A Doctor Who Audio Adventure

”The Target novel you never asked for but secretly really wanted.” A novelized Target-style retelling of Doctor Who’s unloved second series debut, originally broadcast on 15 April 2006 and now in audio form! A message on psychic paper. A thought projected across time and space. Someone wants to see the Doctor, but who? The answer will take him and Rose far into the future, to New Earth, where a posh hospital staffed by cat-nuns is hiding a dirty secret - one the vengeful stretched-skin, Lady Cassandra, is all too keen to discover. For this, she needs Rose’s help... or rather, her body!

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Chapter 7 - A Lady’s Vendetta

Wednesday Oct 09, 2024

Wednesday Oct 09, 2024

It's a medical miracle! A previously petrified patient in Ward 26 has inexplicably recovered from his terminal condition, but the Sisters remain suspiciously tight-lipped on the matter. The Doctor is on the case! Downstairs meanwhile, Cassandra-Rose – she of Wonderbra fame – readies herself for some good ol'-fashioned Time Lord seduction…
Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
A HUGE thank you to illustrator Amera Altahan for her marvellous artwork!
Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:
Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
Sound Effects: Freesounds and Pixabay.
THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.
Timestamps
(0:00) Intro
(0:44) Chapter 7
(0:50) Cured?!
(4:14) Patient Confidentiality
(7:44) Chip's Concerns
(10:12) Cassandra's Makeover
(17:00) Perfume

Chapter 6 - Body-Snatched

Monday Aug 05, 2024

Monday Aug 05, 2024

Lonely gods and bouncy castles, oh my! Lady Cassandra, having a chav-tastic time living it up inside Rose: mind, body, and Cockney rhyming-slang. We get a peek into the Doctor’s mind as well - and there’s even a nod to The TV Movie in there somewhere. Cor blimey, guv’nah!
Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
A HUGE thank you to the incredibly talented Chaotic Simp for her Rose Tyler artwork!
Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:
Additionally Sampled Music: "Tainted Love" as performed by Soft Cell (1981), and "Song For Ten" as composed by Murray Gold and performed by Tim Phillips in The Christmas Invasion (2005).
Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
Sound Effects: Freesounds and Pixabay.
THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.
Timestamps
(0:00) Intro
(0:43) Chapter 6
(0:50) Curves
(6:36) Brain Meat Expired
(9:51) Rose's Surface Memories
(12:37) The Doctor's Meander
(18:35) Nice Rear Bumper
(20:27) Phone Call

Chapter 5 - The Face of Boe

Wednesday May 29, 2024

Wednesday May 29, 2024

Bit special, this one. I incorporated some dialogue from Russell T Davies’ wonderful Doctor Who: Lockdown short, “The Secret of Novice Hame”. Feels like it fleshes out the scene and the character more. Also: New Earth, new faces – down in the cellar, there’s the matter of the missing chav…
Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
With thanks to illustrator Amera Altahan for her lovely artwork!
Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC
You can view "The Secret of Novice Hame" on YouTube
Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds
THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.
Timestamps
(0:00) Intro
(0:44) Chapter 5
(0:49) The Story of Novice Hame
(4:33) The Great Secret
(7:24) Moisturise Me
(11:34) Rose No More

Chapter 4 - The Last Human

Monday May 06, 2024

Monday May 06, 2024

The trampoline returns! She exploded, remember? (Please don’t ask where she got her skin from). Also featuring Gollum – whoops, sorry, Chip. Cassandra watching film reels of her younger self is very “Sunset Boulevard”, and now she’s ready for her big close-up! How many callbacks to “The End of the World” can you spot?
Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
A HUGE thank you to illustrator Amera Altahan for her wonderful artwork!
Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:
Additional Music: "Ain't We Got Fun" as performed by the Benson Orchestra of Chicago (1921), and "Ain't She Sweet" as performed by Ben Bernie and his Orchestra (1927).
Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
Sound Effects: Freesound, Pixabay and BBC Sounds.
THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.
Timestamps
(0:00) Intro
(0:43) Chapter 4
(0:48) Lives of the Rich and Thin
(5:20) Enter Cassandra
(9:02) Ask Not
(15:02) A Night to Remember
(17:30) Goodbye Trampoline, Hello Blondie

Sunday May 05, 2024

A bit shorter, this one! The Doc meets his mysterious summoner. No, it’s not the Duke of Manhattan – although please remember that members of the public may only make mention of His Grace The Duke of Manhattan with written permission from the Senate of New New York, signed in triplicate.
Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC
Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
Thumbnail Image: The Black Archive (Artwork coming soon)
Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds
THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.
Timestamps
(0:00) Intro
(0:43) Chapter 3
(0:50) Sister Jatt
(3:50) The Duke of Manhattan
(7:25) The Face of Boe

Chapter 2 - The Hospital

Sunday May 05, 2024

Sunday May 05, 2024

The Doctor and the dirty blonde assassin make it to their destination – a posh hospital run by vaguely-sinister cat-ladies! The hospital gets a name here, though there’s still no little shop. The Duke of Manhattan and Frau Clovis got the short shrift in the TV episode, so here they're introduced a lot earlier. Chip also makes an appearance (cos writing him and his “Mistress” into the previous chapter would’ve been a dead giveaway).
Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:
Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
Thumbnail Image: The Black Archive (Artwork coming soon)
Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds
THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.
Timestamps
(0:00) Intro
(0:08) Not Exactly NHS
(9:23) Separated
(12:38) Thoughts in a Lift
(15:09) Surprise Shower
(19:24) Disinfected Doctor
(21:29) Basement Blonde

Chapter 1 - New New Doctor

Sunday May 05, 2024

Sunday May 05, 2024

Did you hear the news? We’re off, further than we’ve ever gone before! It’s the New New Doctor and Rose, heading off for new adventures to New Earth, soaking up new skies, flying cars, the new smell of applegrass, and of course the view of New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York, a city so nice they named it 15 times over! Can you count all the new's??
Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
A HUGE thank you to illustrator Amera Altahan for her wonderful artwork!
Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:
Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds
THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.
Timestamps
(0:00) Intro
(0:43) Chapter 1
(0:48) When Rose Met The Doctor
(6:55) New Adventures
(10:56) TARDIS Takeoff
(13:56) Welcome to New Earth
(22:37) Chillin' in the Applegrass

Prologue

Sunday May 05, 2024

Sunday May 05, 2024

Far below the surface of a brave new world, two feline nurses consult on the matter of a conscious "patient" in Intensive Care...
Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
With big thanks to Omaik Neiv for doing the artwork on this episode!
Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC:
Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds
THIS AUDIO DRAMA IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.
Timestamps
(0:00) The Changing Face of Doctor Who
(0:17) Opening Credits
(1:00) Prologue
(1:05) Lab Rat
(3:55) Cat People
(8:47) Incinerate

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